Well the tagline pretty much says it all….But apart from that, I like video games, fantasy books and cheese. I’m from Luxembourg, lived in South Africa for a while, and am LOUD AND OBNOXIOUS. I also have a daughter, who is exceptionally patient and remarkably mature for her age….which I can attribute entirely to my awesome parental skills and not at all to her having to grow up too fast due to a lack of a strong adult figure in her life…Nah, definitely the first one. Fun fact, I’m also a qualified animal trainer and used to work with tigers (for reals). And I’m still alive! So that makes a total of two things I did and haven’t screwed up (yet). I think I deserve a congratulatory bottle of wine. And some crack…OK maybe just the wine. It is Wednesday morning after all.
